Tarzan
Banned
How else do you start something like this? "Dear Atlantic City, " "To whom it may concern in Atlantic City, "...
I overheard a dealer some time back say, "Where are all the blackjack players?" in an AC casino. Let me tell you where they are all at! They are in Pennsylvania!!!! The greed and stupidity of AC casinos has caught up to them and they have laid off employees and shut down entire pits, wondering why they are not doing any volume of business.
Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania casinos they are doing a booming business. Little places that are a fraction of the size of AC casinos have 10 times the blackjack players. The tables are packed in. The high limit pits are all busy with no dealers standing around. Those Asians are slinging around stacks of cash like it's going to go out of style or something!
"Why is this happening?!?", you may say to yourself, AC... "Gee, I just can't figure it out!", you may be thinking. Let me give you a clue. You offer a crappy 8 deck game of blackjack where the dealer hits a soft 17 and don't offer surrender. Sure, this means an extra gouge on the customers but they are too stupid to know the difference, right? WRONG!!!! You offer a crappy game with lots of additional house advantage to grind the customers harder and they have noticed it. Not only do Pennsylvania casinos use 6 decks and don't hit 17 but they offer a surrender option! Even with the better rules, the players are getting clobbered in the overall but their money is lasting longer, which makes them happy and keeps them coming back.
The loss of business means shutting down entire blackjack pits in AC. So much for the brilliant idea that you were going to make more money faster by gouging out the gamblers for a little more. You merely devised a means of taking the same amount of money faster, which generates disgruntled gamblers and achieves nothing for the long haul. You see, typically gamblers bring "x" amount of dollars to a casino to play on. If it lasts them a bit longer, they are happy and keep coming back. With good rules they might even win once in a great while. You clean them out in a hurry and they wander off with a bad taste in their mouth and are ready, eager and willing to seek out other gambling venues. They find that PA casinos are much nicer to them and you have lost a huge volume of business to PA casinos. That extra gouge on the casino patrons was maybe not such a brilliant idea and has backfired if it costs you 50% or more of your volume of business. You have lost money from your pure, unadulterated greed plain and simple. This is why you have a hard time getting a spot at a blackjack table in PA casinos no matter what time of day or day of the week it is more often than not... it's just a better game.
They are racking it up and raking it in... in the meantime you are left shutting down tables and whining about how life sucks for you. Hey, I have a great idea you bunch of dumbasses... how about if you have a 12 deck blackjack game on an autoshuffler where blackjack pays 6:5, and the dealer hits 17 but the player also loses on the push with the dealer! Then you can go ahead and shut down the entire casino altogether and be done with it!!!!!
I overheard a dealer some time back say, "Where are all the blackjack players?" in an AC casino. Let me tell you where they are all at! They are in Pennsylvania!!!! The greed and stupidity of AC casinos has caught up to them and they have laid off employees and shut down entire pits, wondering why they are not doing any volume of business.
Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania casinos they are doing a booming business. Little places that are a fraction of the size of AC casinos have 10 times the blackjack players. The tables are packed in. The high limit pits are all busy with no dealers standing around. Those Asians are slinging around stacks of cash like it's going to go out of style or something!
"Why is this happening?!?", you may say to yourself, AC... "Gee, I just can't figure it out!", you may be thinking. Let me give you a clue. You offer a crappy 8 deck game of blackjack where the dealer hits a soft 17 and don't offer surrender. Sure, this means an extra gouge on the customers but they are too stupid to know the difference, right? WRONG!!!! You offer a crappy game with lots of additional house advantage to grind the customers harder and they have noticed it. Not only do Pennsylvania casinos use 6 decks and don't hit 17 but they offer a surrender option! Even with the better rules, the players are getting clobbered in the overall but their money is lasting longer, which makes them happy and keeps them coming back.
The loss of business means shutting down entire blackjack pits in AC. So much for the brilliant idea that you were going to make more money faster by gouging out the gamblers for a little more. You merely devised a means of taking the same amount of money faster, which generates disgruntled gamblers and achieves nothing for the long haul. You see, typically gamblers bring "x" amount of dollars to a casino to play on. If it lasts them a bit longer, they are happy and keep coming back. With good rules they might even win once in a great while. You clean them out in a hurry and they wander off with a bad taste in their mouth and are ready, eager and willing to seek out other gambling venues. They find that PA casinos are much nicer to them and you have lost a huge volume of business to PA casinos. That extra gouge on the casino patrons was maybe not such a brilliant idea and has backfired if it costs you 50% or more of your volume of business. You have lost money from your pure, unadulterated greed plain and simple. This is why you have a hard time getting a spot at a blackjack table in PA casinos no matter what time of day or day of the week it is more often than not... it's just a better game.
They are racking it up and raking it in... in the meantime you are left shutting down tables and whining about how life sucks for you. Hey, I have a great idea you bunch of dumbasses... how about if you have a 12 deck blackjack game on an autoshuffler where blackjack pays 6:5, and the dealer hits 17 but the player also loses on the push with the dealer! Then you can go ahead and shut down the entire casino altogether and be done with it!!!!!
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