Elite ploppy basic strategy explained!!

Discussion in 'General' started by Ferretnparrot, Oct 19, 2011.

  1. joeblackjack

    joeblackjack Member

    Martingale + the worst possible playing strategy ever devised. Why didn't I think of that?
  2. tthree

    tthree Banned

    He must work for the casinos training suckers.
  3. Shoofly

    Shoofly Well-Known Member

    This doesn't make me laugh. It makes me mad. There was a time that I wanted to learn about the subject of blackjack. I didn't know where to begin, so I Googled and found some sites that gave very good descriptions of basic strategy and the fundementals of card counting.

    If someone who wants to learn about this subject stumbles on this bozo's method, it is going to cost them money. My only hope is that one of his customers is an ex-boxer with a hair-trigger temper. who, after finding out how worthless this method is, chances to meet this clown. One can only dream.
  4. joeblackjack

    joeblackjack Member

    I'm really curious what's with the surgical gloves he's wearing while dealing cards. He must be planning some serial killing for later. Really the whole thing is just bizarre and sad all around. This guy is mildly retarded and looking to make food money by selling a system that he may well believe might work.

    The good news is that I seriously doubt that anyone has actually bought it. His videos don't have many views, and many of those he does have probably came from this thread.
  5. Ferretnparrot

    Ferretnparrot Well-Known Member

    There were 43 views and only one comment when I first saw it. This guy is like the grand-daddy of plopapotomuses.
  6. Paddler

    Paddler Member

    the guy didn't notice the count of the deck was +13 in the shoe of part A.

  7. metronome

    metronome Well-Known Member

    Apparently the casinos he frequents use the little known "Hand Recognition Software".
  8. PierceNation

    PierceNation Well-Known Member

    The bastards got me on that last time. Damn sixth finger...
  9. tthree

    tthree Banned

    Ah, the six fingered man. I know someone that has been searching for you.
  10. PierceNation

    PierceNation Well-Known Member

    Tell him I swear to god I didn't know it was his daughter...
  11. Zero

    Zero Well-Known Member

    Hello. My name is...

    No, that's not it. His name is Inigo Montoya. If I were you, I'd "prepare to die!" :joker:

  12. tthree

    tthree Banned

    That's the one.
  13. BookerPA

    BookerPA Well-Known Member

    Over the Thanksgiving Holiday, my son and I were killing a few hours at a local store. Four people come to the table and are watching, about two decks to go. Usual ploppy comments from the watchers, "Wait for a new shoe, don't want to change 'the flow of the cards' for these guys; never surrender, should have insured that hand (19) against the delaer's ace" etc.

    New deal and two of the watchers take the first two seats. Comment to me, "Follow our lead and we'll make you some money; we went to a class and have a system". My son asks what system and they tell him they don't want to mention it because they may not be allowed to play, but offer that they had gone to this class for two whole days and have videos". :laugh:

    I notice that one of the remaining watchers is carrying a folder and written on it are the words "Michael Davids". I tell my son to color up because I'm tired. We color up and just stand and watch. I have the feeling that these new players are going to infuriate the remaining players and the two new ones who took our places and draw the attention of the PB.

    The "graduates" each buy in for $500 and the fun begins. Without getting into detail, their plays are causing a commotion with the other players at the table.

    The show was better than any stand-up routine I've ever seen, and my feeling came to fruition, screaming, threats and commotion drew the attention of the PB and security.

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