Ouch! Got hit in the face by dice!

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alwayssplitaces

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I was walking by a craps table when I feel something sharp hit me on the cheek. It's a dice from the craps table. I get a small cut and it's bleeding. The only good thing is that the shooter who threw the dice off the table gave me a green chip as compensation (even though the next roll was a seven).
 
Wookets

Wookets

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Wow, the dice were moving fast enough OFF the table to draw blood? Was Randy Johnson the shooter? Nice +EV play though, if you see an MLB pitcher shooting craps you'll know where to find me.
 
Gamblor

Gamblor

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I've had them hit me on the back.

Awesome, a newly discovered AP technique. Just hang around the craps table with your face just above the table and sue.
 
Eye of the Tiger

Eye of the Tiger

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Gamblor said:
I've had them hit me on the back.

Awesome, a newly discovered AP technique. Just hang around the craps table with your face just above the table and sue.
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You are disgusting. You call that a AP technique. I call that move a con. You are what is wrong with America today. Maybe you can go to the buffet and choke on a chicken bone or somewhere else and choke on a bone and sue them.
 
Gamblor

Gamblor

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Eye of the Tiger said:
You are disgusting. You call that a AP technique. I call that move a con. You are what is wrong with America today. Maybe you can go to the buffet and choke on a chicken bone or somewhere else and choke on a bone and sue them.
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Why do I want this? Because I wanna make bank, bro. I wanna get a$$. And I wanna drive a Range Rover.

A detached retina or a chipped tooth is certainly a small price to pay for such lofty goals!
 
Ferretnparrot

Ferretnparrot

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Eye of the Tiger said:
Low life hustler. Were is your pride and dignity ?
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Where is there supposed to be pride and dignity in the confines of a casino?

If its legal, and you can profit from it, you should do it because all is fair in war.
 
zengrifter

zengrifter

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Eye of the Tiger said:
You are disgusting. You call that a AP technique. I call that move a con. You are what is wrong with America today. Maybe you can go to the buffet and choke on a chicken bone or somewhere else and choke on a bone and sue them.
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After 5 hours of HC. That's the ticket! zg
 
zengrifter

zengrifter

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Ferretnparrot said:
Where is there supposed to be pride and dignity in the confines of a casino?
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That's right! As the world's greatest blackjack cheat, Dustin Marks, puts it:
-"These aren't churches, they're casinos."
 
Automatic Monkey

Automatic Monkey

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Eye of the Tiger said:
You are disgusting. You call that a AP technique. I call that move a con. You are what is wrong with America today. Maybe you can go to the buffet and choke on a chicken bone or somewhere else and choke on a bone and sue them.
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I'd like to train a rat to run across a table game, fetch a high-value chip out of the rack and return it to me. Some people are terrified of rats, it would make quite a scene! Maybe I could have the rat certified as a service animal so they can't forbid me to have it in the casino.
 
Eye of the Tiger

Eye of the Tiger

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No use in answering all of the posts individual so I will all of them as a one answer fits all. AP = Low Life Hustler. As for the person who started this thread do you AP'S really believe someone got cut by flying dice if you do you are more stupider then I thought. Maybe we ought to change it from AP to DP. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
Eye of the Tiger

Eye of the Tiger

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Gamblor said:
Why do I want this? Because I wanna make bank, bro. I wanna get a$$. And I wanna drive a Range Rover.

A detached retina or a chipped tooth is certainly a small price to pay for such lofty goals!
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Maybe get a real job. Duh !
 
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