Sit at a $5 table, fumble around for the card; as you're giving it to the boss, say to him: "My wife's name happens to be Pat ALSO. Can you check & see if I've given you MY card, or is that HERS?"
On a slightly related topic - a 35 year old friend of mine once gave a card that he found in a machine; the floor man came back from the computer and angrily told him "YOU'RE NOT 68 YEARS OLD!". :laugh: :laugh: Luckily for him, nothing came of it other than the fact that the floorman refused to rate him.