Worst blackjack player EVER

Discussion in 'General' started by paddywhack, Dec 1, 2011.

  1. UK-21

    UK-21 Well-Known Member

    I've seen it . . . . I $hit you not !
  2. Sucker

    Sucker Well-Known Member

    I've DONE it! :grin:
    There's a time and a place for almost ANYTHING. Hitting hard 20 at the proper time always results in a gain of about 15% or more in EV. :)
  3. 21gunsalute

    21gunsalute Well-Known Member

    Now where would you get an idea like that? ;)
  4. 21gunsalute

    21gunsalute Well-Known Member

    Hit it, busted and then tried to hit it again! :laugh:
  5. paddywhack

    paddywhack Well-Known Member

    Yeah, well this guy was NO Sucker. Well, wait a minute, maybe he was......at least for the casino.
  6. stopgambling

    stopgambling Well-Known Member

    john chang double down a hard 19 vs a ten and he got a 2 , he knows the next card is a 2 with a very big certainty. he is one of the world best cutter.maybe 98% right?so ,if you didnt know him ,would you say he is a big sucker ,i certainty would.
  7. bejammin075

    bejammin075 Active Member

    I have a guess

    Worst. Ploppy. Ever. would try to buy insurance with a dealer 10, better yet, a dealer 2 through 9. And then he would go into a fist-pumping rant that the dealer is scamming him by not allowing him to buy insurance on his 10,10 vs. dealer 6?

    Do we have a winner?

    Second guess: Worst. Ploppy. Ever. would stand on a low soft hand, like he stands with A,4 vs. dealer 10 or A.

    Third guess: Worst. Ploppy. Ever. would stand on a 12 vs. dealer 10 or A.

    Forth guess: Worst. Ploppy. Ever. would do a terrible pair split, like splitting 6,6 vs. dealer 10 during a high count.

    I'm throwing a lot of crap at the wall, something's got to stick here.
  8. tthree

    tthree Banned

    I seen ploppies that split every pair they get, even fives. It doesn't matter what the upcard is.:eek:
  9. 21gunsalute

    21gunsalute Well-Known Member

    I saw a guy that doubled everytime he had a total of exactly seven against any up card, and never doubled any other hand!
  10. Friendo

    Friendo Well-Known Member

    Do what the next guy is doing!

    I gave off an unintended aura of competence one day. The guy next to me, won over by my winning double downs, doubled all his hands for the rest of the shoe!
  11. stopgambling

    stopgambling Well-Known Member

    so ,what is the answer?
  12. shadroch

    shadroch Well-Known Member

    I saw a guy stay with cards totaling 16 exposed, plus his two face down cards. Dealer was paying 18 and flipped over the guys cards- an Ace and a ten. He had hit a BJ, then busted and decided he'd try and bluff the dealer.
    He said he thought a BJ was only black Ace and black jack. He thought the seven gave him soft 18 so the only card he could bust on was a ten or a nine so he took a hit.
    After being yelled at and told not to try bluffing, he did it again a few hands later. He also counted with his fingers.
  13. shadroch

    shadroch Well-Known Member

    Playing the machines at the Trop two Super Bowls ago, tablemate accidently hit the double button instead of split with two tens . He got an Ace. Awhile later, he did the same thing with the same results. Now he was convinced that doubling two tens would bring an Ace everytime. About five minutes later, he did it again and found out he was mistaken.
    He was a Saints fan, so all went well that day.
  14. 21gunsalute

    21gunsalute Well-Known Member

    The same fingers he used to pick boogers?
  15. pogostick

    pogostick Well-Known Member

    Doubled down on BJ . OH ! I did this in a tournment LOL

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