You honestly cant make this up

ZenKinG

ZenKinG

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For any of you that think youre unlucky, go ahead and tell me the last time you have been trolled by the universe time after time after time after time. I fucking walk on egg shells. But thats besides the point. Ive now lost the last 6 out of 8 'split 10' opportunities where the dealer only busted ONE TIME. The other win came off 2 pushes and a 3rd hand win hahahhaha. Not only did I lose the split 10s, i lost every single one of the splots that round where I usually split to 3 or more hands all max bets. But wait it gets better. Not only have i lost the split 10 hands, the dealer has flipped to 20 or 21 every single one of those times hahahahha. No 17 no 18 no 19, it has to be a magical 20 or 21 out of their ass. Maybe one 18 in there but who the fuck cares. One time the dealer busted in the last 8 times. ONE TIME. Thats a 10k swing alone just off horrible luck on the splitting 10s. Of course ill never hit my EV, of course ill never fucking grow a bankroll in this mob infested city. How the fuck can I? I cant win good hands, i cant win big money rounds, i cant win bad hands, i cant win insurance, i cant fucking win shit.

But heres the real kicker. I recently was asked what my name was to a casino boss at GVR. I told them my name was Jack since I thought it was heat after he pestered me for a card. Well guess what my reward was for that? A week later I run into a dealer named Jack at Texas Station and get massacred. I mean was there any fucking chance in hell i was winning that shoe? But wait it gets even better. Not only do I lose that shoe, but im up the entire shoe until yhe last round, where one guy leaves and because of that i now get a 20v6 and an A5v6, RC +18 1.5 decks left, i split the 20s 3 times get all stiffs, double the a5 get an ace, dealer flips an ace for soft 17 and a 3 hahahha. Had i just be a complete and utter idiot novice and not split, i wouldve gotten a 4 fot on the double for 20 and won every hand.

Welcome to my world where divine intevention fucking trolls me in everything I do and welcome to blackjack where skill doesnt pay off at least not for the best player in the world. I literally havent even played one fucking negative count in like a year and nothing to show for it hahahha. I played a total of 2 negative rounds in the past year or who knows how long. Im performing at half my EV. Thats my reward for doing everything right and having the disicpline of a lion. Anyone else who has run as bad as me with how aggressive I play with an N0 under 15k would ve jumped off a bridge by now, committed suicide, or quit the game. Somehow I keep going.

If i get a hold of oxycodone im out of this fucking bullshit world.
 
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Stevel96a1

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suck it up kid its just varianceeee! sorry i had to quote Jimmtech on that 1, people lunged at my throat for losing a 100unit buy in and splitfaces claims to lose 65 max bets how the pit boss allowed him to go on passed 15 max bets is beyond my comprehension any dealer is told to catch counters within their first 15min atleast the ones in philly sugar house said so on youtube, i heard Joel99 counted cards for 2 or 3 years and lost money, atleast your gambling with houses money ZK the other 99% are donating counters, this is why i stick with VP i can handle the 1.25 variance in fpdw but not the 120$ variance in atlantic cities crapjack

Soldier on ZK Soldier on you will nab them for 10k easy just like Kool Jay does every3months
 
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Jay217

Member
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I've split tens three times. Two lost me big and one was a push and made the Pit boss begin standing over my shoulder. I don't know about the value of that move.
 
LV Bear

LV Bear

Administrator
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I've split tens hundreds of times over the years. In my view, not doing so simply leaves too much EV on the table. I will end the session as soon as the count tanks after splitting tens, just like when I double A9.
 
LV Bear

LV Bear

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Stevel96a1 said:
...any dealer is told to catch counters within their first 15min atleast the ones in philly sugar house said so on youtube...
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You need to get out of Philadelphia. In much of rest of the country, particularly in the west, many dealers can barely add up their hands accurately. They have no clue how to spot a card counter or any other type of advantage player, nor do they care.
 
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Stevel96a1

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LV Bear said:
You need to get out of Philadelphia. In much of rest of the country, particularly in the west, many dealers can barely add up their hands accurately. They have no clue how to spot a card counter or any other type of advantage player, nor do they care.
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best rules in blackjack are in PA, stand 17/late surrender mandate law since 2010 i think all across any casino in Pa
and i heard these table min bets starts at 10$ 6 deckers in parx casino
 
ZenKinG

ZenKinG

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psyduck said:
You were pretty lucky. You could've lost all 8 splits.
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The dealer busted only one time and the only other time I 'won' wasnt really a win, i pushed 2 of the splits and won the other. The only time they busted in the last 8 or so times was with a 6 on a 16 to get 22. Not to mention more often than not they have a 10 in the hole which makes me a monster favorite to win.

Honestly how bad do i actually run?
 
KewlJ

KewlJ

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Stevel96a1 said:
best rules in blackjack are in PA, stand 17/late surrender mandate law since 2010 i think all across any casino in Pa
and i heard these table min bets starts at 10$ 6 deckers in parx casino
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There is a big difference between "best rules" and "best conditions".

The best rules means squat if the place is sweaty and/or you can't get any real money down. Look at Reno. :rolleyes:

Give me a place with mediocre Rules and Penetration that is pretty tolerant and will let me play and spread any day!

Hell, give me a place with somewhat sub-standard rules that let me spread to my hearts content any day.

"Best rules" are not the measuring stick of good conditions.

Pa started out ok, but most casinos have become less tolerant and more sweaty as time went on. AND it is even worse than that. Some locations, while they are sweaty and intolerant, a player can roll into town for a couple days and get some action down and wear out his welcome with little consequences. Return 6 months later and do it again. Pa there are consequences because quite a few Pa casinos are contributors to the big databases. So you wear out you welcome at a couple Pa casinos and then show up somewhere else, half way across the country (like Vegas) and you start immediately getting back offs there.
 
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Stevel96a1

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KewlJ said:
There is a big difference between "best rules" and "best conditions".

The best rules means squat if the place is sweaty and/or you can't get any real money down. Look at Reno. :rolleyes:

Give me a place with mediocre Rules and Penetration that is pretty tolerant and will let me play and spread any day!

Hell, give me a place with somewhat sub-standard rules that let me spread to my hearts content any day.

"Best rules" are not the measuring stick of good conditions.

Pa started out ok, but most casinos have become less tolerant and more sweaty as time went on. AND it is even worse than that. Some locations, while they are sweaty and intolerant, a player can roll into town for a couple days and get some action down and wear out his welcome with little consequences. Return 6 months later and do it again. Pa there are consequences because quite a few Pa casinos are contributors to the big databases. So you wear out you welcome at a couple Pa casinos and then show up somewhere else, half way across the country (like Vegas) and you start immediately getting back offs there.
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right just like the lady said in her youtube video claimed to be a dealer in sugarhouse in philly and so far what she said rings true with ZK she said we catch counters within their first 15min so know your name and your number
 
SplitFaceDisaster

SplitFaceDisaster

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Stevel96a1 said:
suck it up kid its just varianceeee! sorry i had to quote Jimmtech on that 1, people lunged at my throat for losing a 100unit buy in and splitfaces claims to lose 65 max bets how the pit boss allowed him to go on passed 15 max bets is beyond my comprehension any dealer is told to catch counters within their first 15min atleast the ones in philly sugar house said so on youtube, i heard Joel99 counted cards for 2 or 3 years and lost money, atleast your gambling with houses money ZK the other 99% are donating counters, this is why i stick with VP i can handle the 1.25 variance in fpdw but not the 120$ variance in atlantic cities crapjack

Soldier on ZK Soldier on you will nab them for 10k easy just like Kool Jay does every3months
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I lost 65 max bets over an extended period of time and a ton of different sessions, not just one session.
 
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ZenPrince

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Take your game on the road, ZK. Double-deck in So Cal is the place you ought to be. Good place to build a bankroll and there are no bed bugs.:p
 
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tuck22

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boo hoo keep crying
nobody cares

nobody cares if a dealer happens to have some common name you gave either

this is seriously getting pathetic


wow a sample size of 8 hands splitting tens
you're a joke
 
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