The Borgata is definitely the place to be Sat. night if your wallet can handle it :laugh: I have never in my life seen so many hot girls in one place at one time. Some of them were wearing borderline illegal clothing. I can't say all of their personalities were as great as their "looks" though. I overheard one girl saying "G-ddamn those assholes. They put pickles in my hamburger when I told them not to and she kept whining about it to her friends."
For any of you single guys in your 20s
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NightStalker
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how about early 40s like me
who are still young at heart?
who are still young at heart?
Jack_Black
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I would think that goes for all major casinos. checking out bellagio, wynn, caesars on a weekend, is pretty fun girl watching. Then there's party pits. For awhile, I was all about trying to figure out how to beat 6:5/csm games so I could play close to the eye candy, AND make cash.
Automatic Monkey
Banned
All whores
You see the same thing at the Tropicana. They're there with their [politically incorrect observation self-censored] boyfriends who are drinking Hennessy and harassing me at the Spanish 21 table because I hit 14 vs. 4.
Use AP logic: you can go to the casino to make money, or you can go to get laid. But if you have enough money, you can always get laid, and you don't have to settle for the kind of girl who says "God damn those assholes."
You see the same thing at the Tropicana. They're there with their [politically incorrect observation self-censored] boyfriends who are drinking Hennessy and harassing me at the Spanish 21 table because I hit 14 vs. 4.
Use AP logic: you can go to the casino to make money, or you can go to get laid. But if you have enough money, you can always get laid, and you don't have to settle for the kind of girl who says "God damn those assholes."
blackchipjim
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Distracting attractions
I can do without the distractions that cause the game to slow down. Chatty dealers or half naked ones are a pain in the bankroll and hurt my bottom line. I have been to casinos with loads of hotties blasted out of their minds and boyfriends hanging causing all sorts of trouble. I don't mind looking at the sites that pass by but if they are at the table I pass on by. I haven't met but few that sat down and knew how to play with even basic logic. Get a seat by the money wheel on the weekends you'll see the tipsy ones that scream when they hit like they just got a big.......
I can do without the distractions that cause the game to slow down. Chatty dealers or half naked ones are a pain in the bankroll and hurt my bottom line. I have been to casinos with loads of hotties blasted out of their minds and boyfriends hanging causing all sorts of trouble. I don't mind looking at the sites that pass by but if they are at the table I pass on by. I haven't met but few that sat down and knew how to play with even basic logic. Get a seat by the money wheel on the weekends you'll see the tipsy ones that scream when they hit like they just got a big.......
Ferretnparrot
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YO, why do you gotta go and spill those beans man, info like that is highly sensitive, I had all those women to myself previously, but now its ruined...RUINED!!
tensplitter
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I played next to a drunk girl who never played blackjack before. She mirrored my bets because I was counting and both of us made hundreds that night.
Automatic Monkey
Banned
I'd rather use my hand
By my standards, no. These meretricious young girls today, they aren't women, not compared to what women used to be like! Women used to wear silk dresses to casinos, that they would diligently smooth underneath them as they sat down. And what they wore under those dresses was indescribable, linen and lace so clean and as intricate as any part of their being, not some cheap polyester slingshot like they wear today. Nothing under there was pierced or tattooed unless she had run away from the circus. And they had verbal skills that would delight and tantalize, social skills that would enhance both her date's esteem and his evening's experience, not like they do today, crashing down in a chair and cursing like a constipated sailor, before cackling and tripping off arm in arm together to the ladies room.
No, you don't find girls like that stumbling around the Borgata. Nor in any casino. A casino is not a place where a homo antiqua virtute et fide should be meeting girls. Nor any other kind of homo for that matter! They've got nothing in common with a good AP.
By my standards, no. These meretricious young girls today, they aren't women, not compared to what women used to be like! Women used to wear silk dresses to casinos, that they would diligently smooth underneath them as they sat down. And what they wore under those dresses was indescribable, linen and lace so clean and as intricate as any part of their being, not some cheap polyester slingshot like they wear today. Nothing under there was pierced or tattooed unless she had run away from the circus. And they had verbal skills that would delight and tantalize, social skills that would enhance both her date's esteem and his evening's experience, not like they do today, crashing down in a chair and cursing like a constipated sailor, before cackling and tripping off arm in arm together to the ladies room.
No, you don't find girls like that stumbling around the Borgata. Nor in any casino. A casino is not a place where a homo antiqua virtute et fide should be meeting girls. Nor any other kind of homo for that matter! They've got nothing in common with a good AP.
V Lazlo
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After reading your post, I feel the need to have a smoke and roll over. Thank you.
Jack_Black
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After reading your post, I feel the need to have a smoke and roll over. Thank you.
so automonk pleasured you and gave you a climax huh? hey, we don't hate your kind around here. More power to you!:whip::laugh:
bj bob
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Ah! Such a refreshing example of a solid, well-rounded Jesuit education. It actually makes my heart pitter-patter.For those of you illitterati out there: Meretricious=(Lat) Like a HO. Antiqua virtute et fide=(Lat) of old fashioned virtue and faith.
Having been to all of then, spending the most time at Borgata, the Borg definitely wins the prize, and that includes the waitresses.
The only people who gave me grief at the Sp21 tables were a Russian guy at the Borg and a few old Hispanics at WWW.
blackchipjim
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class acts!
The Monk brings some good memories back of some real classy women in some of the joints. I haven't seen a polished lady under thirty in eons too bad it says alot about society in general. Trampy, slutty, swearing like a salior is cool nowadays and almost the norm. I have been in the company of some real classy women at the tables and they bet black. They have what it takes to play and they were sharp both in dress and manners. Dressed to kill in black dresses, betting black, and smooth as black velvet. If I wasn't married I would of put my game aside and pursued a different type of quarry.
The Monk brings some good memories back of some real classy women in some of the joints. I haven't seen a polished lady under thirty in eons too bad it says alot about society in general. Trampy, slutty, swearing like a salior is cool nowadays and almost the norm. I have been in the company of some real classy women at the tables and they bet black. They have what it takes to play and they were sharp both in dress and manners. Dressed to kill in black dresses, betting black, and smooth as black velvet. If I wasn't married I would of put my game aside and pursued a different type of quarry.