I'd rather use my hand
Dave2112 said:
But do you ever see (non-working) hotties without a$$hole boyfriends attached?
By my standards, no. These meretricious young girls today, they aren't women, not compared to what women used to be like! Women used to wear silk dresses to casinos, that they would diligently smooth underneath them as they sat down. And what they wore under those dresses was indescribable, linen and lace so clean and as intricate as any part of their being, not some cheap polyester slingshot like they wear today. Nothing under there was pierced or tattooed unless she had run away from the circus. And they had verbal skills that would delight and tantalize, social skills that would enhance both her date's esteem and his evening's experience, not like they do today, crashing down in a chair and cursing like a constipated sailor, before cackling and tripping off arm in arm together to the ladies room.
No, you don't find girls like that stumbling around the Borgata. Nor in any casino. A casino is not a place where a
homo antiqua virtute et fide should be meeting girls. Nor any other kind of
homo for that matter! They've got nothing in common with a good AP.