Pinnacle was by far #1. Now I don't know what to do. Maybe i'll stop breaking the law.
Yah but with taxes and audits I don't know how I would explain these online casino wins.
Ok, say I make $5,000 working and $5,000 gambling and I keep absolutely ZERO records just kind of make an edjucated guess. Do you still think I am safe from the IRS? And half that is from online.
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Am I missing anything important here?
Yes... they don't audit people making $10K a year! For accounts like that it would cost more from them to audit you and collect than they could legally collect, and they are no longer allowed to do that. You have quite a bit further to go before you start having to worry about the IRS. Still, be careful, and never under any circumstances give any gaming establishment your real SSN.
I am not a tax advisor, this is not tax advice.
Its a good thing you don't give tax advice,because you are wrong. Most audits are caused by the IRS computers spitting out random returns and social security numbers.
Even if the person in that theoretical example were to get audited, I dont see any way they could catch you not reporting your gaming wins.