Don't forget - there's no rule against using a computer to play BJ online! After all, that would defeat the purpose.
That means that you could use a Kasey or Thor type computer (or both!) to give you much more accurate playing and betting information. That would make the game easily beatable, especially with a weak shuffle.
Unfortunately, there's no way to get around the slow play. That will drag your EV waaaaay down but might give you more time to enter data into your computer. Ever wonder why the other players are playing so slowly?
-Sonny-