Most annoying habits at the BJ Table

bjcount

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Dedicated to my Wife :) for putting up with me :grin:

1) Chip clickers - those who love to rattle their chips

2) Cheap cigar smokers who's smoke is blown in your face and lingers in your clothes.

3) Onlookers telling you how to play your hand.

4) 4 Asians playing one hand and discussing how to play each hand before making a decision.

5) Drinking like a fish and then blaming the dealer that your losing.

The floor's open.....

BJC
 

nj45lady

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1). Smelly people, makes me want to vomit

2). Continuous under their breath mutterers about your play

3). Continuous table bangers

4). Drunks spilling their crap all over everything and everyone

5). Old bitchy nasty ladies who think they are the q of blackjack

6). People who think they have the right to talk to me

7). Dealers who laugh when they win and smile when they cut;)
 

sabre

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Being way too happy at getting an unsuited match on your $5 side bet when you're dealt a 15 vs a dealer T on your $75 main bet.
 

Thunder

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1. People who smoke at the tables.
2. People who curse or react strongly after every hand
3. People who gamble with little rhyme or reason
 

shadroch

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People who consistantly take the very card I'm looking for. I'll have 14 vs 10 and the guy will hawk up a 7. I'll split 8s and his next two cards are 3 and a face.
 

ccl

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im bad about the chip clicking, nervous habbits i guess or just too much time spent playing poker.

dealing i used to hate seeing the $3 a hand players making decisions like its a life or death decision and taking their time to decide whether to double a 11 v. 6 every single time and not doing it.

Also the lady back home who is known for sticking $5 chips in her purse every time she wins a hand and when she goes to cashout having to color up and creating the need to do table credits because there is no room to put chips in the tray.


ccl

(edited because i forgot something)
 

rollem411

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nj45lady said:
3). Continuous table bangers
O this one kills me every time. It's so annoying I have to laugh.

You get the occasional guy smacking the table when his first card is an Ace hoping to 'bang' out that X and I can put up with it, but...

This one time though, this guy was really banging the table on every Ace and every X he had!! When he got dealt the X he was screaming.."GET IT, COME ON...OUT THE BACK DOOR". It was so f*ckin annoying.
 

sagefr0g

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shadroch said:
People who consistantly take the very card I'm looking for. I'll have 14 vs 10 and the guy will hawk up a 7. I'll split 8s and his next two cards are 3 and a face.
it is uncanny how often that occurs is it not.:(
 

Cardcounter

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One annoying habit I hate!

Is when players signal for hit when it is not there turn. I think it is annoying both as a dealer and a player. As a dealer I will say wait your turn. As a player I will leave if somebody is doing it to often especaily if the player is making a weird sound with the cards when asking for a hit.
 

EasyRhino

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Cardcounter said:
Is when players signal for hit when it is not there turn. I think it is annoying both as a dealer and a player. As a dealer I will say wait your turn. As a player I will leave if somebody is doing it to often especaily if the player is making a weird sound with the cards when asking for a hit.
I'll sometimes start making my play before another player, generally on accident.

I don't know how I'd go about making a weird sound with the cards though. Like holding them together and blowing through them like a reed flute?
 

mk1

Active Member
i really dont have any but i find it amusing when the asian lady fiercly glares at the ploppy chick who doesen't know crap about blackjack but hits and wins while everyone loses.(i remind you we are playing $3 bj also):laugh:
but had she stayed because bs calls for it the dealer would have busts.
 

rollem411

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I forgot to add slow dealers who have trouble taking the cards out of the shoe. Nothing is more frustrating than trying to play a fast paced game and you have to watch them slam the shoe on the table every time they go to deal a card.
 

Homeschool

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Drives me nuts.....

You get the occasional guy smacking the table when his first card is an Ace hoping to 'bang' out that X and I can put up with it, but...

This one time though, this guy was really banging the table on every Ace and every X he had!! When he got dealt the X he was screaming.."GET IT, COME ON...OUT THE BACK DOOR". It was so f*ckin annoying.
How about the lady at first base who practically jumps across the table to "knock" your ace for good luck.
 

ihate17

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A few

Though I do not like players who voluntarily give you unasked for advice, I detest dealers and pits who give wrong advice.

In turn with the above, I think players who consider the dealer the expert are generally idiots.

I hate players but moreso onlookers, who back up the whole hand in their mind to see what would have happened if someone had played their hand differently.

I dislike people who come into a shoe with a high count and do not ask me if I would rather they wait (could be a wonger but vast majority of the time it is just another player). In turn I like people who come into a shoe with a negative count.

I dislike dealers who deal in houses that require a cut much smaller than the amount that they cut.

Toke hustlers! No explaination needed and I am a counter who tokes but a person who does not like being hustled.

People who bet on top of other people then argue and take a ton of time to split their money and get their next bet out.

ihate17
 
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