They can't be serious- nude dealers?

jaredmt

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Automatic Monkey said:
And if Gaming decides to allow nudity in the casino, does the players are allowed to get nude too? I couldn't do that, it would be too obvious when I had a good count. :gun:
lmao that made my day
 
#4
Cant be bad

Automatic Monkey said:
http://www.casinogamblingweb.com/ga...g_nude_dealers_to_las_vegas_casino_49766.html

I mean, I like nude women and I like blackjack, but I can't imagine this being a good game.

And if Gaming decides to allow nudity in the casino, does the players are allowed to get nude too? I couldn't do that, it would be too obvious when I had a good count. :gun:


Nude dealers are fine with me, i was happy as hell when i found out they had bunnies dealing at the palms, i have actually had a bit of a lucky streek with one :grin::grin::grin:. Now nude girls i think is a step in the right direction.


Who knows maybe the dealers have been pocketing chips, this is the casinos american gangster way of keepin people honest:laugh::laugh:
 

Jeff Dubya

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#5
Automatic Monkey said:
I couldn't do that, it would be too obvious when I had a good count. :gun:
Freaking hilarious. You just made the BJI hall of fame with that one.

Well, if you are going to lose, I can't think of a better way to do it...

Maybe if they open up a Penthouse casino on the strip they can get rid of all the little porn peddlers at every street corner. That is still my #1 LEAST favorite things about Vegas.
 

Jeff Dubya

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#6
takinfromindians97 said:
Who knows maybe the dealers have been pocketing chips, this is the casinos american gangster way of keepin people honest:laugh::laugh:
And then again if they are Penthouse Pets... maybe not. Think about it... gives sticky chips a whole new name... hehehe We'll call those ones "Clintons"

Sick bastard, I know.
 

EasyRhino

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#7
I also think it's an anti-theft measure, kind of like the cocaine factories where all the employees strip down while working.

But sexier.
 

GeorgeD

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#8
EasyRhino said:
I also think it's an anti-theft measure, kind of like the cocaine factories where all the employees strip down while working.

But sexier.
Yea, I like the idea. I'd be afraid my count would just go "one, two", ummmm one, two", ummmm one, two", ummmm

it could be for theft protection, but as Jeff noted there are still one or two places they could hide chips.
 

Thunder

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#9
Not going to happen

Or at least it won't for long. Serving booze, playing blackjack and having naked women might be too much of a vice for some. Just the comments I hear from drunk guys at the Borgata is alarming enough. What's gonna happen when those same babes are naked in front of the same guy for much longer.

That said, I guess the true test of a counter would be to see if you could still play at an optimal level when you have a hot naked dealer in front of you.
 

UK-21

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#10
$200 an hour to oggle the threepennies . . .

Something I stumbled upon over the last 8 months . . .

A casino somewhere in the States was offering a table where the dealers worked topless, but the rules were complete s#ite - Naturals paid even money, and there was a$100 table min. A pit manager from another casino nearby was with her bloke and was quite disgusted by the whole thing. Told all of the men playing, loudly and in no uncertain terms, that as they could expect to average 4 naturals an hour, the house was really charging punters $200 an hour just to look at the dealer's tits, and if that's what they wanted the strip joint down the road was a hell of a lot cheaper.

PB and her man were quickly escorted from the premises for unacceptable conduct.

What will those marketing people think of next?

Newb99

PS - intrigued to know how a casino can just change the rules, seemingly at will. In the UK, the gambling commission has to approve all rule changes, and I'm pretty sure that any attempt to alter the payouts on established games would be kicked into touch. Hence the recent-ish approval of a batch of new side bets (sucker bets?) that have been added to various games that allow the casinos a greater hold. Is this an individual State regulatory issue?
 
#11
Thunder said:
Or at least it won't for long. Serving booze, playing blackjack and having naked women might be too much of a vice for some. Just the comments I hear from drunk guys at the Borgata is alarming enough. What's gonna happen when those same babes are naked in front of the same guy for much longer.

That said, I guess the true test of a counter would be to see if you could still play at an optimal level when you have a hot naked dealer in front of you.
I know what you mean. The game will probably slow, loud, rowdy and with bad rules. That's the kind of scene that attracts amateurs from out of town and once they start to feel "anything goes" you'll have tits grabbed, cards grabbed, cheques grabbed. But I really don't believe Gaming is going to start allowing nudity in a blackjack pit. They've fined casinos just for suggestive billboards. They'd have a better chance of getting away with strippers on a stage or topless cocktail service.

Either way, I'm not saying I wouldn't play such a game, and I can play in all kinds of conditions, but I can't imagine it being the best game available. Maybe it will be a good thing though, all the rowdy drunks will end up there and leave the rest of us to play in peace.
 

bj bob

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#12

bjcount

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#13
bj bob said:
What would happen if the count tanks? Could you revive it with vitamin V? :devil::devil:
I would just walk over to the crap table and ask the stick lady to blow on it for good luck.:devil::whip:

BJC
 
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Thunder

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#14
I'm sure you might not be saying that if they included naked male dealers as the ladies probably want some fun too :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
 

Cardcounter

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#18
Automatic Monkey said:
http://www.casinogamblingweb.com/ga...g_nude_dealers_to_las_vegas_casino_49766.html

I mean, I like nude women and I like blackjack, but I can't imagine this being a good game.

And if Gaming decides to allow nudity in the casino, does the players are allowed to get nude too? I couldn't do that, it would be too obvious when I had a good count. :gun:

Who cares if the women are hot and naked! The game will make a fortune, who cares if you are playing with 1-2% disadavantage. I would just hope the minimum was $10 or less. If the girls are hot it is a winner and if they are ugly it is a loser.
 
#19
Can you imagine?

It would be a thriving casino, that's for SURE! Bad rules or not... they will come and play there! The thing is that lots of the dealers I have seen well---I wouldn't WANT to see them naked!

You have to admit this is a unique marketing concept and add in a reasonable game business would be booming! Somehow I have to agree with previous posts that they would likely have poor rules for an impossible to win game to maximize those dollar signs, which in thinking they would make a killing in doing this they would merely be shooting themselves in the foot and killing potential volume of business the way they have with the hit soft 17, 6 to 5 blackjack, etc. Remarkably enough if a 6 to 5 blackjack table is there, some people are actually dumb enough to play it! Why would this be any different?
A true test of ability to focus on the game, that's for sure! Perhaps a "boobie prize" can be worked in for suited blackjack or something, like on the other carnival attraction aspect of games like that "lucky ladies" game or spanish 21? It's fun to think about but who knows if it'll happen. It's a given that I would make it a point to check it out sometime, even if I didn't care to play there due to poor rules! Play 3 hands... oogle breasts... leave to look for a REAL game if they have poor rules! After all, confucious say,"Blackjack game with topless dealer always have at least two very good points!"
 
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blackchipjim

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#20
distractions

I can believe it tell you truth. The Luxor has or had scantily clad young ladies dancing at the ends of bj pits when I was there last nov. I didn't even play because of the whole tone of pits involved. It was quite a spectical to behold to say the least. Drunken idiots that were paying more attention to the girls than the game talk about a slow game. I guess the cover you could use would be great but slow would also be the rule. I'm one to appreciate the beauty of the human body but there is a time and place for everything. blackchipjim
 
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