Does this Simple Progression Destroy the House Edge?
- Thread starter darkstar
- Start date
I use macros:
F1 = Read the stickies.
F2 = That doesn't change the house edge.
F3 = Read the stickies.
F4 = It won't work.
F5 = That's the Gambler's Fallacy.
F6 = I don't need to simulate your system to see the mistakes.
F7 = Playing 500 hands on a computer game is not a simulation.
F8 = Read the stickies.
F9 = Why do I have to prove that your system doesn't work?
F10 = Select one of the above at random.
F11 = All of the above.
F12 = You are hereby banned.
-Sonny-
F1 = Read the stickies.
F2 = That doesn't change the house edge.
F3 = Read the stickies.
F4 = It won't work.
F5 = That's the Gambler's Fallacy.
F6 = I don't need to simulate your system to see the mistakes.
F7 = Playing 500 hands on a computer game is not a simulation.
F8 = Read the stickies.
F9 = Why do I have to prove that your system doesn't work?
F10 = Select one of the above at random.
F11 = All of the above.
F12 = You are hereby banned.
-Sonny-
The stickes are there because I've had to explain it far too many times. Either read them or don't. I've told you exactly how to solve the problem. Either do it or don't. You can either learn how to play or not. If you aren't willing to learn how to play or have a productive conversation then you aren't going to last long on this website. The choices are yours.
-Sonny-
-Sonny-
Psyduck--I believe shadroch answered this question best when he said this:
"I may be mistaken, but the Voodoo section doesn't exist because Ken and the moderators want people coming here to thrill us with their nonsensical bullshit. It exists so they can weed out the garbage and deposit it somewhere."
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
SP
"I may be mistaken, but the Voodoo section doesn't exist because Ken and the moderators want people coming here to thrill us with their nonsensical bullshit. It exists so they can weed out the garbage and deposit it somewhere."
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
SP
Here are a couple of starters. We put the Voodoo back in Voodoo --
http://www.blackjackinfo.com/bb/showthread.php?t=20019
http://www.blackjackinfo.com/bb/showthread.php?t=19878
http://www.blackjackinfo.com/bb/showthread.php?t=20019
http://www.blackjackinfo.com/bb/showthread.php?t=19878
The moon of a distant star, Progressio, beyond Vega, in a far off galaxy, millions of light year away--a primitive life form, whose planet was sucked into a dark wormhole which jettisoned them to the Earth. It's all NASA's fault. Stop the funding pending further investigation! Meanwhile Captain Kirk and Spock are desperately trying to teach them counting skills to enable them to adapt to Earth shock. 
The moon of a distant star, Progressio, beyond Vega, in a far off galaxy, millions of light year away--a primitive life form, whose planet was sucked into a dark wormhole which jettisoned them to the Earth. It's all NASA's fault. Stop the funding pending further investigation! Meanwhile Captain Kirk and Spock are desperately trying to teach them counting skills to help them adapt to Earth shock.
aslan said:
The moon of a distant star, Progressio, beyond Vega, in a far off galaxy, millions of light year away--a primitive life form, whose planet was sucked into a dark wormhole which jettisoned them to the Earth. It's all NASA's fault. Stop the funding pending further investigation! Meanwhile Captain Kirk and Spock are desperately trying to teach them counting skills to help them adapt to Earth shock.
Second, Spock did not play BJ. He played 3d chess. And, is Progressio the moon or the star? And why does everybody blame NASA for everything? Please don't request removal of funds from NASA.:cry:
Well, I put the bit about defunding Nasa in there because the government is always talking about defunding them, but I agree with you, it's a stupid move if gov't ever does so--the race to the moon was a real stimulus to this country and we developed plenty of new technology during our race to explore space.
Progressio, the star. I took the liberty to name it myself, after the progressive movement of which I am so fond.
Secretly, Spock played blackjack, in a perfect replica of the Bellagio High Limit room created on the holodeck. Marilyn Monroe was his dealer, and Rodney Dangerfield, his pit boss, as he defied the simulated eye in the sky to catch him in the act, as he plied his 10-level counting system, taught him by his father in a mind meld before he left home. Reportedly, he amassed a veritable fortune in holobucks. Unfortunately, they were not spendable anywhere except on the holodeck.
PS--he could also hole-card through tiny light sensitive fibers in his finger tips that relayed "filmed" information through his neural network to his Vulcan brain giving him an added advantage over his counting advantage of near 35%. I have heard stories he could play blackjack at a rate of 150 hands an hour, keeping perfect count with his 10-level system, and play three games of 3D-chess and a dozen hands of online poker, all simultaneously, moving from one game to the other in rapid succession. Awesome!!!
Data, eat your heart out!!!
Progressio, the star. I took the liberty to name it myself, after the progressive movement of which I am so fond.
Secretly, Spock played blackjack, in a perfect replica of the Bellagio High Limit room created on the holodeck. Marilyn Monroe was his dealer, and Rodney Dangerfield, his pit boss, as he defied the simulated eye in the sky to catch him in the act, as he plied his 10-level counting system, taught him by his father in a mind meld before he left home. Reportedly, he amassed a veritable fortune in holobucks. Unfortunately, they were not spendable anywhere except on the holodeck.
PS--he could also hole-card through tiny light sensitive fibers in his finger tips that relayed "filmed" information through his neural network to his Vulcan brain giving him an added advantage over his counting advantage of near 35%. I have heard stories he could play blackjack at a rate of 150 hands an hour, keeping perfect count with his 10-level system, and play three games of 3D-chess and a dozen hands of online poker, all simultaneously, moving from one game to the other in rapid succession. Awesome!!!
Data, eat your heart out!!!
aslan said:
.... and play three games of 3D-chess and a dozen hands of online poker, all simultaneously, moving from one game to the other in rapid succession. Awesome!!!
taneously playing and winning all games on behalf of the customers in a split second. zg
aslan said:
Well, I put the bit about defunding Nasa in there because the government is always talking about defunding them, but I agree with you, it's a stupid move if gov't ever does so--the race to the moon was a real stimulus to this country and we developed plenty of new technology during our race to explore space.
Progressio, the star. I took the liberty to name it myself, after the progressive movement of which I am so fond.
Secretly, Spock played blackjack, in a perfect replica of the Bellagio High Limit room created on the holodeck. Marilyn Monroe was his dealer, and Rodney Dangerfield, his pit boss, as he defied the simulated eye in the sky to catch him in the act, as he plied his 10-level counting system, taught him by his father in a mind meld before he left home. Reportedly, he amassed a veritable fortune in holobucks. Unfortunately, they were not spendable anywhere except on the holodeck.
PS--he could also hole-card through tiny light sensitive fibers in his finger tips that relayed "filmed" information through his neural network to his Vulcan brain giving him an added advantage over his counting advantage of near 35%. I have heard stories he could play blackjack at a rate of 150 hands an hour, keeping perfect count with his 10-level system, and play three games of 3D-chess and a dozen hands of online poker, all simultaneously, moving from one game to the other in rapid succession. Awesome!!!
Data, eat your heart out!!!
Progressio, the star. I took the liberty to name it myself, after the progressive movement of which I am so fond.
Secretly, Spock played blackjack, in a perfect replica of the Bellagio High Limit room created on the holodeck. Marilyn Monroe was his dealer, and Rodney Dangerfield, his pit boss, as he defied the simulated eye in the sky to catch him in the act, as he plied his 10-level counting system, taught him by his father in a mind meld before he left home. Reportedly, he amassed a veritable fortune in holobucks. Unfortunately, they were not spendable anywhere except on the holodeck.
PS--he could also hole-card through tiny light sensitive fibers in his finger tips that relayed "filmed" information through his neural network to his Vulcan brain giving him an added advantage over his counting advantage of near 35%. I have heard stories he could play blackjack at a rate of 150 hands an hour, keeping perfect count with his 10-level system, and play three games of 3D-chess and a dozen hands of online poker, all simultaneously, moving from one game to the other in rapid succession. Awesome!!!
Data, eat your heart out!!!